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Shattered Memories phone numbers
Report filed by Jul 29th, 2015

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IV. PHONE NUMBERS
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311
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(1) Operator: Thank you for calling silent Hill Customer
Service Center. How can I help you?
Harry: My daughter is missing.
Operator: Okay sir, I will transfer you straight
through to the police line
Harry: No, wait… Damn.

(2) Operator: Thank you for calling Silent Hill
customer service.
Harry: I…
Operator: Can you hold for one moment?
Harry: No, I …
[Music]
Harry: What?

(3) Operator: Sorry, all of our operators are busy on
other calls. Please hold…

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411
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(1) Please hold for directory assistance.

(2) Please hold for directory assistance.
What city please?
Silent Hill.
Silent… Hill?
[dial tone]

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911
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(1) Operator: 911 What is your emergency?
Harry: My daughter.. my daughter is missing.
Operator: 911 What is your emergency?
Harry: My daughter, my daughter is missing.
Operator: Hello, caller, please speak up so
I can hear you.
Harry: My 7 year old daughter is missing.
Operator: Caller, I’m having trouble hearing you.
Please stay on the line.
Harry: Shit.

(2) Operator: 911 What is your emergency?
Harry: My daughter.. my daughter is missing.
Operator: 911 What is your emergency?
Harry: My daughter is missing.
Operator: Is there anyone there? Is this a prank call?
Harry: No! No my daughter is missing.
Operator: Okay, I’m going to hang up now

(3) Operator: 911 What is your emergency?

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Alchemilla Hospital – 555-9400
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Welcome to Alchemilla. Your call will be answered in the order
it was received. Health care is about more than just science.
Here at Alchemilla, we are about the art of healthcare,
putting the patient first.

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Bodkin Insurance – 555-3800
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(1) Thank you for calling Bodkin Health Insurance. At Bodkin,
your family is our priority. We are currently experiencing
technical difficulties and cannot answer your call at this
time. Please try again later. Ensure your family is protected
and safeguard their future with a comprehensive Bodkin Health
Plan. Because life is too precious

(2) Thank you for calling Bodkin Health Insurance. At Bodkin,
your family is our priority. This office is now closed.
For sales inquiries please call back during office hours.
To make a claim, call the number in your starter pack.
Ensure your family is protected and safeguard their future
with a comprehensive Bodkin health plan. Because life is
too precious.

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Brodie Insurance – 555-3900
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(1)Thank you for calling Brodie Mutual Home Insurance.
With Brodie, you’re covered. This office is now closed.
For sales inquiries please call back during office hours.
To make a claim, call the number in your starter pack.
At Brodie we replace all items with exact replacements.
So when the worst happens, you won’t miss a thing.

(2)Thank you for calling Brodie Mutual Home Insurance.
With Brodie, you’re covered. We are currently experiencing
technical difficulties and cannot answer your call at
this time. Please try again later. At Brodie we
replace all items with exact replacements. So when
the worst happens, you won’t miss a thing.

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Brookhaven Hospital – 555-9300
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Brookhaven Hospital. Mental health care with a personal touch.
Please call back during office hours to speak to a care representative
or staff nurse. At Brookhaven we know the brain
is more than just an organ.

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Superintendant (Nightgale Apt) 555-4139
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(1) Superintendent: Sorry, sorry, my kid’s been acting up.
Haven’t had much sleep. What can I do?
Harry: Sorry if I woke you.
-It’s fine, it’s fine. What can I do?
Harry: I don’t know. I guess… I don’t know.

(2)I’m not able to take a call right now. Please note,
if you are calling to request maintenance or an
inspection that has not previously been scheduled by
your landlord, I will require your tenant repair
contract number… found in your tenant’s package.
If you have lost your number, you must receive a new
one from your landlord before any work can be booked.
Thank you for your help in keeping Nightingale Apartments
in great condition.

(3)Hey, this is Gary. As of last Monday any and all
requests for maintenance work or non-scheduled inspections
must be delivered to the building superintendent, myself,
in writing. This complies with the small print in your
lease agreement. If you are calling to ask about the
elevator repair, rest assured we are investigating the
matter but have had trouble locating spares and ask
that you continue to use the stairs.

(4)Get off my back!
This is important.

(5)-Hello?
-I’m calling because-
-You a tenant?
-No. No, I just..
-Ah, Christ. Do you know what time it is?
-Why don’t you go wake up some other prick.

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How am I driving? – 555-7243
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(1) Hi. You’ve reached HOW AM I DRIVING? Have you witnessed
erratic or aggressive driving? All incidents of
offensive driving will be reported to the vehicle
owner. If you wish to report an incident please state
the license plate now.

(2) Hi. This number has already reported an incident
today. We can only log a single incident per caller
in a given twenty four hour period. We have this
restriction in order to safeguard our systems against
prank callers or malicious complaints. If your complaint
is genuine, please call back within office hours when
an operator will be able to assist.

(3) Hi. You’ve reached HOW AM I DRIVING? To report
incidents of drivers sleeping at the wheel, driving
too slowly, or dangerous lane behavior, please state
the highway on which the incident occurred.

(4)You’ve reached HOW AM I DRIVING? If you have witnessed
aggressive driving, drunkenness, or other incidents,
please state the location where the incident occurred.

(5)Hi. You’ve reached HOW AM I DRIVING? Please state the
incident you wish to report: Offensive Behavior,
Illegal Parking, Curb Crawling, Tailgaiting.

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Woodland Properties – 555-6128
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Woodland Properties… Vacations in the great outdoors.
Please call back during office hours and our sales
agents will do their best to provide you and your
family with the best vacation package for you. Vacation
time should be quality time. Enjoy the wonders of nature
in the luxurious surroundings of a Woodlands Properties Lodge.

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The Cat House – 555-5477
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(1) Man: Hi this is the Cat House. Gentlemen, do we have some nasty
females for you. They’re caged and in heat. Yours to do with
as you want. Forty five minutes with one of our cats is just
$200. For $300, she’s yours for one and a half hours. Your
money assures her obedience.

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Cine-Fone – 555-3663
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(1) Welcome to Cine-fone. Take a listen to the forthcoming features
in your area. Together Forever. True love against all odds. Two
star-crossed lovers fight to be together. Thei passion, their
story. [woman’s voice] “Kiss me. Kiss me like it’s the first
kiss you’ve ever tasted.” [man] “Your lips are all I know.”
Movies audiences across America have taken this couple to their
hearts. A romance for our times. Together Forever. Rated PG 13.

(2) Welcome to Cine-fone. Have a listen to the forthcoming
features in your area. Dearest Mother.She was the was the
perfect mother, in search of the perfect opportunity to
shine. “You’ve been the best mom.
Now it’s your turn too live your life.”
This heartwarming take will lift the spirts of
families everywhere, with a story of love and
strength in the face of
adversity. Rated pg 13

(3) Welcome to Cine-fone. Have a listen to the forthcoming
features in your area. The Dancer. She had a body, and she
needed to use it. Sweat. Tears. Lipstick “the way you dance.
It’s like you wanna screw everyone in the audience.”
“You wish. Dancing is better than sex.”
“You’ve never slept with me.”
“You’ve never danced with me.”
Audiences across America are sweating in the theaters watching
The Dancer, one of the hottest movies ever to be screened in
public theaters. The Dancer is this week’s major movie turn on.
Rated R.

(4) Welcome to Cine-fone. Take a listen to the forthcoming
features in your area. Good Poison. After the first taste,
you’re hooked. “It’s like nothin; you’ve ever tried before.
It’s 0 to 60 in a second!”From an early age, Stevie Moss
found himself surrounded by bad influences – “Go on stevie,
let’s get high then get nasty!” – and he made the most of
them. A tale of our times. A story about being bad and getting
away with it. Audiences around America are getting buzzed on
Good Poison. Rated R.

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Fishing
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The operations center is closed right now. Information
regarding hunting dates, zone demarcations and the purchase
of hunting and fishing permits can be found on our website.
In the event of an out of hours emergency, please call local
emergency services.

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Mr Gordon – 555-5464
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Is this another prank call? [breathing] You speak up! Do you
think this is scaring me? I don’t deserve this! [hangs up]

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Honey Trap – 555-5477
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(2) Woman: Hi, this is Candy at the Honey Trap. If you’re
looking for a once in a life time experience,
every night of the week, this is the
place to be. Our girls are handpicked for their
unparelled beauty and their dedication to the art of
pleasure. For 45 minutes with a Honey Trap beauty,
the charge is $200. This does not include drinks.
We offer a member’s deal with
awards discount and priority booking.
Ask about it your next visit.

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Job Ad (Mall) – 555-7872
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(1)You are through to the voicemail of Susan
Ford, H.R. Administrator at Toluca Mall Enterprises.
Here at Toluca Mall, we are proud of an organization
built on tradition. We offer our employees security
with health plan enrollment, and a sworn duty of
care to our staff and their families. Our organization
rewards hard work and is proud of its community
initiatives. If you are interested in seeking
employment with Toluca Mall Enterprises, please call
back during office hours or come by and visit us at
the management suite of Toluca Mall.

(2)You’re through to the voicemail of Susan Kennedy,
H.R. Promoter at Toluca Mall Enterprises. We’re
always seeking new and bright staff to help us
take The Experience to our customers. We are looking
for natural performers, people who understand that
commerce is as much about the experience as the product.
Do you have a drive to entertain? Are you creative
and a natural communicator? We have many interesting
opportunities here at the Toluca Mall. Call back
during working hours, or come by and visit at the
management offices on the first floor.

(3)You’re through to the voicemail of Susan
Jefferson, Head of HR at Toluca Mall Enterprises.
If you are calling to inquire about vacancies or
other positions within our organization, please
direct yourself to our website. Fill in the simple
referral form there with your details, attaching a
resume and a reference form from your current
employment. Once the form has been processed we
will contact you. Thank you.

(4)You’re through to Toluca Mall Enterprises
HR department. Susan Spencer is no longer employed
by this company. For all HR inquiries please
contact us by mail.

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Join Tookie – 555-8665
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(1) Hi, this is Jeri. If you are calling regarding the forthcoming
Tookie production, unfortunately this has been cancelled. We
apologuize for any upset or inconvenience this may have caused.
I know many of you have cancelled plans and made special efforts
to make sure your children were free to participate. Unfortunately,
changing corporate priorities have meant the funding previously
available to our Tookie community projects has been cut and we
cannot afford to proceed as the cost of insurance is prohibitive.
Thanks again for your interest.

(2) Toluca Mall will be shooting an exciting series of
educational videos teaching children about the joys of shopping.
We are looking for children aged four to ten years old,
capable of performing and speaking to camera. All participants
will get to keep their clothing from the day as a bonus. Toluca
Mall Enterprises reserves all rights to the footage and the use
of all likenesses and name of participants in any, and all
future promotions, videos, marketing literature, and artwork.
Please leave a name and number after the beep and we’ll
get back to you!

(3)Toluca Mall will be shooting an exciting series of
educational videos teaching children about mall safety.
We are looking for children aged four to ten, of Caucasian
descent, with blonde or brunette hair. Children must be clear-
sighted, or be able to perform without eye wear. Toluca Mall
Enterprises reserves all rights to the footage and the use
of all likenesses and names of participants in any, and all
future promotions, videos, marketing literature, and artwork.
Please leave a name and number after the beep and
we’ll get back to you!

(4)Hey, Tookie here! I’m looking for happy young kids
to star in an exciting video all about me and the place
I call home, The Toluca Mall! Tookie here… I’m…
Mall!… kids… call home… video,video…

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Konami Customer Support Line – 220-8330
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(1) thank you for calling Konami Customer Support. How may I assist
you today? Um, hello? Hello? Our caller ID shows that you are
calling from Silent Hill. I regret to inform you that you are
beyond even our help.

(2)Thank you for calling Konami Customer Support. Due to an
unusually high call volume, all of our agents are currently busy.
Please hold and your cry for help will be answered in the
order that it was receive

(3)Thank you for calling Konami Customer Support. Hello?
Oh, is this the call about the UFO hunt? Sorry, you must
have gotten disconnected! Okay, so 13 UFOs have been scattered
throughout the game. If you find one, photograph it with your
cell phone. If you take a picture of all 13, you’ll unlock
the bonus ending. Good luck out there!

(4)Thank you for calling Konami Customer Support. Unfortunately
our office is closed at this time. Our hours of operation
are Monday through Friday from 9am Pacific Standard Time to
5pm Pacific Standard Time. Please call back again during our
normal operating hours.

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Lakeside Amusement Park – 555-3253
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(1) Expand your mind at Lakeside Amusement Park. Step off the
lakefront and let your imagination run wild as you enter our
fantasy kingdom. The possibilities are endless as you and your
family are drawn into our make believe world.

(2)Lakeside Amusement Park – the park of he future! The
latest rides and attractions are waiting for you and your
family. Step off the lakefront and into a world of fantasy
and technology!

(3)Lakeside Amusement Park has been a standout feature
of the Silent Hill lakeside for over two decades. A world
of fantasy and adventure, the park has a commitment to
safety and value, making it the ultimate family day out!

(4)Lakeside Amusement Park welcomes you to a world of
freedom and excitement! Step off the street and into a
fantasy playground where everyone is born again as a
child. No family vacation is complete without a trip to
the fantasy kingdom on the lakefront.

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Lakeview Hotel – 555-2502
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Lakeview Hotel is closed for the season. Isolaated in the lush
surroundings of the Toluca Lakefront, the Lakeview is Silent hill’s
premier luxury hotel. Yeares of service have established the
Lakeview as the choice for the important occasions in life. Visit
soon and make the Lakeview your “special place.”

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Lost Children – 555-5678
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(1) Lakeside Amusement Park is closed at present. We are committed to
creating a safe and responsible environment for your family to enjoy
and have taken several steps to help protect visitors young and old.
Our visiotor information kiosk can provide smart tags to attach to
children’s clothing, allowing their whereabouts to be monitored
whilst they are in the park. We have also produced a leaflet
outlining all safety factors on our rides and have instituted
a health=first policy in jour restaraunts to ensure the food
served in the park is healthy and allergen-free.

(2) Lakeside Amusement Park is closed at present. The protection
of our little guests is our utmost concern and we are always
on guard against threats to safety and well-being. Should your
child become separated do not shout out to find them. Doing so
may alert potential child predators to the fact there is a child
alone in the park. Inform park staff who will initiate a
search and alert the front gate.

(3)Lakeside Amusement Park is closed at present. The safety
of the children who visit our park is of utmost concern to
us and to our staff. However, it is the responsibility of
parents or guardians to take care of the children in their
party and to ensure they follow the safety guidelines and
regulations posted on site. Lakeside Amusements cannot be
held responsible for accidents or injury relating to improper
use of park equipment or behavior that violates safety guidelines.

(4)Lakeside Amusement Park is closed at present. The safety
of our young guests is something we care deeply about. We
recommend that visiting children be dressed in bright clothing,
making them easier to spot should they become separated from
their family. If your children have a special amusement park
outfit that they wear for trips out, it will be easy for you
to recall what they are wearing in the event they become lost
and you are panicked or confused.

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Lotus – 555-5477
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(3) Man: This is the Lotus Health Club. We offer many services to our
clients, who wish to get world-class relaxation and healthy
treatments. Forty-five minutes with a masseuse will cost $200. For
$300, you get a premium massage and service. All rooms have showers
and privacy is assured.

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Midwich School – 555-5122
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(1)You’ve reached Midwich High School. With facilities that
are at the cutting-edge of education, we are preparing the
next generation of achievers. Midwich High School is currently
closed due to severe weather. Snow day conditions apply.

(2)You’ve reached Midwich High School. With cutting edge
technology and a modern learning environment, Midwich is
empowering students to lead the world of the future. Midwich
High School is currently closed due to severe weather. Snow
day conditions apply.

(3)You’ve reached Midwich High School. Here at Midwich, every
student feels special. Our students’ emotional well-being is as
important as their academic achievement. Midwich High School is
currently closed due to severe weather. Snow day conditions apply.

(4)You’ve reached Midwich High School, a learning environment
where students are encouraged to find their own achievements
and make the school their own. Midwich High School is
currently closed due to severe weather. Snow day conditions apply.

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Midwich School Newspaper
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(1) Midwich High News Desk. We’re out of the office right now. If you’re
calling to be interviewed for the bullying feature in our next issue,
leave the details and we’ll get back to you.

(2) Midwich High News Desk. No one is here right now, guess there’s a really
important story breaking somewhere. If you’re calling to be interviewed
for the forthcoming feature on recreational drug use, uh, please leave
your contact details and we’ll get back to you.

(3) Midwich High News Desk. We’re out of the office right now. Oh, if you’re
calling to tell us about the spelling mistake on the poster,
thanks, we got it.

(4) Midwich High News Desk. We’re out of the office right now. If you’re
calling to be interviewed for the features on STDs, leave the details
and we’ll get back to you.

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Tour of the universe – 555-2264
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(1)Midwich High School presents the origin of life! Gaze at the
stars and listen as we explain how life as we know it came to
be: the big bang. Around twenty billion years ago, the universe
consisted of a nothing but compact ball of hydrogen, protons,
neutrons, electrons and their anti-particles… plus radiation.
There were no planets or stars. No suns or galaxies. No people.
Five billion years ago, the compact hydrogen soup exploded with
huge force, and matter shot out in all directions. The universe
doubled in size. The expansion of the universe continues today.
The explosion caused a great decrease in the density and temperature
of the universe and no new particles were formed. Now particles
and anti-particles battled in a frenzy of self-destruction. This
left the universe with a much reduced collection of positively-
charged nuclei and negatively-charged electrons in what we
call a “plasma soup.” Everything we see in the world today was
created in this incredible explosion five billion years ago.
Just as life and death rule on the human scale, so are these
the forces that dominate on the galactic scale.

(2)Hi there! My name is Star and I’m here to give you an
overview of the Solar System. What’s the Solar System? The
Solar System is what we call our sun and the planets that
orbit around it, including our own Earth! The Sun is a star,
like me, but much bigger. The Sun is the source of all energy
in our solar system and really hot – eleven thousand degrees!
The planets orbit around the Sun. There are eight in all.
Wait… what was that? Yes, you might have heard that there
are nine planets. But not anymore! The ninth planet Pluto,
an icy rock at the edge of the solar system, is no longer
counted as a planet. Sorry, Pluto but you’re just not big
enough! That leaves eight planets, including our own. They
are, heading out from the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Jupiter,
Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. I like Earth the best,
I bet you do too!

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Mr Gordon – 555-555-5464
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(1)Is this another prank call? You speak up. You think
this is scaring me? I don’t deserve this.

(2)This is Mr. Gordon. For the sake of my wife and my
kids, please stop calling my house. And while you’re at
it, stop spreading these vile rumors. None of it is true.
The kids made it all up.

(3)Hello. Hello. Have the guts to say something.
Are you one of my kids? This is not funny.

(4)This is Officer Bailey from the Silent Hill Police
Department. We are monitoring calls to this number
after a harassment complaint. Your details have been logged.

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Tammy – 555-7588
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(1)Yeah.. Tammy. Who’s that. Craig? Nate?
That you Steve? Okay, I’m hanging up. Get your
rocks off somewhere else.
[phone number written on school wall]

(2)-Drunken Fun 101. It’s Tammy. Someone there?
-Yeah.
-Oookay.

(3)This is a voicemail. I’ve changed my number, so I don’t
have to listen to you losers anymore. You think it’s funny
– it’s not. Oh, whoever it was who spoke to my mom, screw
you. You sick bastards.

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Toluca Mall
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(1)Toluca Mall has ceased operations. Debtors and creditors
of Toluca Mall Enterprises should contact the Hayes Bader
Bank for details of the foreclosure and liquidation of the
company. Toluca Mall Enterprises has ceased to do business
and can no longer honor prior contracts. Those who have
purchased Toluca Mall V.I.P. Memberships are unfortunately
not entitled for compensation for the unused portion of
their membership. Questions about warranties and refunds
on purchased goods should be sought with individual retailers.

(2)Welcome to Toluca Mall. Welcome to The Experience. I’m
wearing a daring black mini-dress, diamond earrings to die
for, and I’m dripping in the fragrance. I’m on my way to
take in a movie, then having dinner with a gentleman who
looks great in tight jeans. This is The Experience. This
is Toluca Mall. What’s your experience? Come visit today
to find out.

(3)Welcome to Toluca Mall, home of The Experience.
All under one roof and within five minutes of beautiful
Toluca Lake. All the shopping, dining, and entertainment
you need… in one place. Call in today to enroll as a
Toluca Mall VIP and help yourself to our amazing value
store card with low, low rates of eighteen percent APR
on all purchases. Enroll today and receive a free gift
as well as access to exclusive events and promotions!

(4)Welcome to Toluca Mall, home to The Experience.
Step off the streets and into a carefree shopping,
dining, and entertainment experience. Leave your worries
behind and bask in the relaxed ambiance that is our specialty.
Toluca Mall… your sanctuary from the stresses and
strains of everyday life.

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Toluca Water Tours – 555-2628
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(1)All our tours are currently suspended due to the weather. This includes
our Toluca Party Cruise. At this time, we cannot refund ticketholders.
We’re sorry but the weather is outside our control and our insurance does
not cover us. We know, it sucks.

(2)Toluca Water Tours are currently suspended due to the weather.
Any tickets for our Nighttime Romance cruise will be refunded at
our kiosk lakeside. We’re really sorry, but we don’t want to be the
next Titanic. Stay in and cuddle up in bed instead.

(3)All Toluca Lake tours are currently suspended due to severe weather.
We’ve had to cancel the Wine & Dine cruise but will refund ticket
holders fully for the price of their ticket and any pre-booked drinks.
We’re sorry, but a frozen Lake Toluca is not a good place to be.

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Towing – 555-0719
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(1)This office is closed. To reclaim a vehicle, please report to the
tow lot on Cotter Street between eight am and seven pm. Drivers will
need to bring the vehicle title and a valid state driver’s license.
Personal checks will not be accepted. All outstanding amounts must be
settled in cash or with credit card payment.

(2)This office is closed. To reclaim a vehicle, please report to the
tow lot on Cotter Street between eight am and seven pm. Drivers will
need to bring the vehicle title and a valid state driver’s license.
The state parking office is currently implementing a safe driver
immunity scheme, which will waive some of its tow fees in situations
where the vehicle owner has exceeded parking restrictions in order
to avoid drunk driving. These cases are reviewed at the discretion
of the Parking Citation Review Manager.

(3)This office is closed. To reclaim a vehicle, please report to
the tow lot on Cotter Street between eight am and seven pm. Drivers
will need to bring the vehicle title and a valid state driver’s
license. If you wish to dispute the legality of your vehicle seizure,
you may obtain a review from the Parking Citation Review Manager.
Good luck with that.

(4)This office is closed. To reclaim a vehicle, please report to the
tow lot on Cotter Street between eight am and seven pm. Drivers
will need to bring the vehicle title and a valid state driver’s
license. If you do not retrieve your vehicle within fifteen days
from the issue date of your tow notice, it will be sold or destroyed.

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Toy Car Recall – 555-7325
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(1) Hello, and welcome to the Evans/Schelle toy recall line. To determine
if your product is included in the current recall, please listen to the
following information. The affected toy is the red hot racer miniature
car. The affected toys were assembled by a specific subconrtracto during
a limited time frame. Please look on the underside of the toy and look
for a six digit alphanumeric code on the bAse of the car, such as 3255rx.
If this code beigns with the numbers 42, 43, or 46 then your product is
included in our recall program. Please store the toy in a safe place and
call back during office hours to arrange a refund. Here are Evans/Schelle,
of paramount importance to us is the safety of the children who play with
our toys. We value the trust of the families who have chosen to make our
toys part of their lives, and always respond immediately to any issues
that pose a potential threat, however small.

(2)Welcome to the Allaby toy recall line. To determine if your product
is included in the current recall, please listen to the following
information. The affected toy is the Red Hot Racer miniature car. The
affected toys were assembled by a specific subcontractor during a limited
timeframe. Please look at the underside of the toy and check for a six
digit alphanumeric code on the base of the car, such as 3255RX. If this
code begins with the numbers 42, 43 or 46, then your product is included
in our recall program. Please store the toy in a safe place and call back
within office hours to arrange a refund. Here at Allaby, the safety of
the children who play with our toys is of paramount importance to us.
We value the trust of the families who have chosen to make our toys
part of their lives and always respond immediately to any issues
that pose a potential threat, however small.

(3)Welcome to the Big Boy Toys recall line. To determine if your
product is included in the current recall, please listen to the following
information. The affected toy is the Red Hot Racer miniature car. The
affected toys were assembled by a specific subcontractor during a limited
timeframe. Please look at the underside of the toy and check for a six digit
alphanumeric code on the base of the car, such as 3255RX. If this code begins
with the numbers 42, 43 or 46, then your product is included in our recall
program. Please store the toy in a safe place and call back during office
hours to arrange a refund. At Big Boy Toys we know you have a choice when
you spend your hard-earned money on your children’s toys. Big Boy Toys works
to provide inexpensive, entertaining and safe toys for your family. We will
always act quickly when our quality control discovers a defect in a toy we
have manufactured.

(4)This is the Tomo Biru toy recall line. To determine if your product
is included in the current recall, listen to the following information.
The affected toy is the Red Hot Racer miniature car. The affected toys
were assembled by a specific subcontractor during a limited timeframe.
Please look at the underside of the toy and check for a six digit
alphanumeric code on the base of the car, such as 3255RX. If this code
begins with the numbers 42, 43 or 46, then your product is included in
our recall program. Store the toy in a safe place and call back during
office hours to arrange a refund. Here at Tomo Biru we know you have a
choice when you spend hard-earned money on your children’s toys. Tomo
Biru toys works to provide inexpensive, entertaining and safe toys for
your family. We will always act quickly when our quality control
discovers a defect in a toy we have manufactured.

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Valerie
********************
(1)You’ve reached Valerie. I’m not here right now, or I can’t make
it to the phone. Ah, what the hell – you got me. I’m screening my calls.

(2)You’ve reached Valerie. I’m not here right now. Or if my pencil
dick ex is to be believed, I’m too drunk to come to the phone. Due
to my problems with alcohol.

(3)Hi, this is the voicemail for Valerie. Please leave a message.
Is that’s you Herman? Yes, I am seeing someone else. Lots of
someone elses. Buh bye.

(4)Hi, this is Valerie. Please leave a message and I’ll get
back to you. If this is Herman, please stop calling. I’m not
ready to talk yet.

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Waitress Wanted – 555-6649
********************
(1) Hi. We have plenty of positions open for new waitresses. Work is hard and
demanding, but the tips are good.
You get a burger lunch on the house, too.

(2)Hi, we’re still looking for new waitresses. The work includes
waiting tables, but will also include dish washing and some cleaning
work. The hours are long, but flexible. If you’re a hard worker, stop by.

(3)Hi. We’re still looking for girls to wait tables. If you’ve
got experience working in a bar or club, know how to mix drinks,
give us a call.

(4)Hi. We are still looking for waitresses. If you’re pretty,
a people person and know how to serve drinks, drop by. If you
need a place to crash, I have a room upstairs that’s yours.

********************
Weather – 555-7669
********************
(1)Winter storm warnings remain in effect until 7 pm tomorrow. Freak
weather has created a deep storm system moving across the state.
Unprecedented north to northwest winds of 75 to 85 mph with gusts
to around 95 mph will result in substantial blowing and drifting
snow… and sharply reduced visibility. Near white out conditions
are expected. A winter storm warning for snow and blowing snow means
severe winter weather conditions are expected or occurring.

(2)Winter storm warnings remain in effect until 7 pm tomorrow.
North to northwest winds of 15 to 25 mph with gusts to around 35 mph,
will result in substantial blowing and drifting snow… and sharply
reduced visibility. Localized near white-out conditions are expected.
A winter storm warning for snow and blowing snow means severe winter
weather conditions are expected or occurring; you are advised to
remain inside for the duration of the warning. If exposed, seek shelter.

(3)A total storm accumulation of 14 to 20 inches is expected by late
today. Temperatures will fall to near 10 degrees above zero this
morning resulting in wind chills of near 10 below zero, snow and
blowing snow along with the coldest air of the season… A deepening
storm system will push across the state this morning, strengthening
north to northwest winds that will pull arctic air down across the
state. These winds will be gusty through the day. The result of the
gusty winds will be areas of snow and blowing snow that will reduce
visibility. In addition, the combination of brisk winds and falling
temperatures into the single digits above and below zero will
produce very low wind chills in the single digits and teens below zero.

(4)Winter storm warnings remain in effect until 7 pm tomorrow… A
winter storm warning for snow and blowing snow means severe winter
weather conditions are expected or occurring. Snow and blowing snow
will make travel dangerous. If you must travel… use extreme caution.

********************
Wonderland – 555-6328
********************
(1) Welcome to wonderland. I’m the Cheshire Cat and I’m here to
help route your call. Unfortunately, at this hour, there are
no customer enrichment agents here to speak with you. Please
call back tomorrow. Wodnerland is committed to ethical business
practices and has a commitment to using meat products sourced
entirely from the United States. We are currently reviewing
all of our recipes to ensure they are not only value optimized,
but healthy too. Last year, Wonderland was voted 23rd most
forward-thinking food service company by Business Press Magazine.

(2) Welcome to Wonderland! I am the Queen and I’m here to help
route your call. At this late hour, there is no customer enrichment
agent to speak with. Call back tomorrow, or it’s OFF with your head!
wonderland has many school programs in your state. We offer
excellent career advice and our locations are keen to sponsor
local athletics and sports events. Speak to your local
wonderland franchise manager to find out more.

(3)Welcome to Wonderland. I’m Alice, and I’m here to help route
your call. Unfortunately it’s passed tea-time now, and there are
no customer enrichment agents here to speak with. Please call back
tomorrow and we will do our best to help! Many of our Wonderland
locations have exciting restaurant opportunities for new team
members. This is a fantastic opportunity to get in at the ground
floor and gain valuable experience in customer care, food
preparation, and modern hygiene procedures.

(4)Welcome to Wonderland. I am the Hatter and am here to help
route your call. It being tea-time, we have no customer enrichment
agents to speak with you. Hey, hands off that teacake! Time
to change places… Wait, you still there?

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